halekingsourwolf

halekingsourwolf:

Parrish loves working with Sheriff Stilinski. He’s an amazing mentor, a great man, and Parrish trusts him with his life (and has tested that trust on more than one occasion). But there are still some things he knows he shouldn’t share.

Like the fact that the Sheriff’s teenage son is currently developing strong feelings for the brooding, “wanted for murder on multiple occasions” werewolf six years his senior. Like the fact that they’re going to get together officially within the next six months, are going to get married (“mated, Stiles”) four years after that, and have a son (biologically Stiles’) who will want nothing more than to follow in his grandfather’s footsteps in the police department.

…Like the fact that time travel is absolutely real, and Parrish Stilinski-Hale might have made use of it for the opportunity to learn from his grandfather in the days before the heart attack claimed him.

There are some things the Sheriff really doesn’t need to know.

Parrish Stilinski-Hale drabbles
prequel
godmothers
"back to the future"
memories - fifteen

this has to be one of my most favorite of teen wolf prompts <3 (and it’s a bonus because sterek! :D)

agentsex
Many people who read Teen Wolf fanfic before watching the show (and trust me, there are a lot of them) end up feeling confused because fanfic is so different from what actually appears onscreen. In season 1, Stiles and Derek only interact a handful of times, and Derek has a relatively minor role. Most of the characters dislike and distrust each other (rather than being the happy werewolf pack you’ll find in fanfic), and the primary focus of the first season is the romance between actual teen wolf Scott, and his girlfriend Allison. The biggest surprise comes when you realize that Stiles is not the main character.

I was one of those people! (:
I accidentally stumbled across a sterek story while I was searching for another fanfic. I found my new love, no offense to hellsing of course.
I probably read teen wolf fanfiction for at least 2 months before even watching a trailer of teen wolf.

halekingsourwolf

Teen Wolf - STEREK AU - model!Stiles

It’s a well-known fact that if you want to make it in the fashion world, a photoshoot with an absolutely brilliant, but eccentric photographer Derek Hale is the way to do it. Rookie model Stiles Stilinski knows this is his chance.
“Dude, chill. I’m not trying to get into your pants. I wouldn’t mind, but it’s just coffee.”
That’s what Stiles says
after the shoot to the ever-so-grumpy Derek Hale. Who has been staring at him the entire time in a way that could mean that Derek either wants to murder Stiles (in a literal way) or eat him (in a not-so literal way).
When Derek finally agrees to coffee (with a short “you pay” and Stiles is totally ok with it), Stiles hopes the events of the evening will lead them both to the second option.
The nonliteral one.
~**~
It’s not like Derek hadn’t worked with hot models before.
It’s not like Stiles is a hot model.
He’s got a ridiculous buzz cut and limbs that are too long and he’s also the most natural model Derek has seen in ages. He chatters incessantly and strikes bizarre poses one minute and the next he smiles tentatively at Derek like he doesn’t even realize how sexy he is and it makes Derek want to just throw his camera aside and pin the guy to the nearest wall.
So when Stiles offers him coffee, he can’t say no.
For various reasons.
finnicki
vxpo:

tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”
There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex
Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.
In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

This is so important.

vxpo:

tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

This is so important.